Sixties Surreal

2025

Seven women stand in a row wearing vintage swimsuits, smiling and facing forward against a plain background.

Transcription: Gunvor Nelson and Dorothy Wiley, Schmeerguntz, 1965
Running time: 00:14:06

Synchronous mobile captions are available.

(Alexandre Schreiner plays "Toccata & Fugue in D Minor")

(Organ plays deep, rumbling chords)

(Rapid, repeating notes play with mechanical precision)

(Organ music surges with intense, thunderous chords)

(Music is tense, complex, and foreboding)

(Music fades to silence)

Man’s voice, vintage recording: They were alone. They were together. How did they occupy their time? I don't know.

Man’s voice, gentle and whimsical: And drew his breath in wonder.

(Dreamy, rising chimes)

For there, on the floor lay sleeping the loveliest princess in all the world. Her hair lay all about her face like a pool of autumn sunlight. Her long lashes lay on her  cheeks like delicate sunbeams. And her lips were parted as though to whisper a name. The prince knelt and kissed the princess gently. She stirred in her sleep, and then slowly her eyes opened.

(Live recording of The Kingsmen, "You Can't Sit Down" plays)

(Song features lively, sixties-era rock n' roll music)

(Live recording continues over the sound of the audience cheering)

(Groovy electric guitar takes the lead)

(Music changes abruptly to a polka-style song with rhythmic clapping in the background)

(Music shifts back to the Kingsmen live recording then slows and fades)

Man singing, vintage recording:

♪ Yes, they had apple pie and chocolate cake ♪

♪ and ice cream cones and you ♪ 

♪ The USA had super highways ♪ 

♪ big, long cars, cinemas gold and you ♪

Man’s voice (John), announcing: Miss Georgia.

Woman contestant 1: Ginny Simpson from Atlanta.

John: Miss Illinois.

Woman contestant 2: Diane Gortz from Shore Park. Well, we have a monkey named Dino, a parrot named Junior, a poodle named Topper, tropical fish, two parakeets, and a cat named Tom.

John: And on top of all that, you had a pet turtle. And get this, what happened to the turtle?

Woman contestant 2: He ran away from home.

John: A runaway turtle. And what, what can your parrot do? Can it say anything?

Woman contestant 2: Oh, yes, it can cry like a baby. It can call for his mommy. Just about everything.

John: And you're a ventriloquist? 

Woman contestant 3: Yes.

John: And you're also president of the State Hereford Association?

Woman contestant 3: In Oklahoma, yes. 

John: In Oklahoma. That's very— I, I knew that, uh, they, they had cows there but I didn't know they had people. Alright, what does this mean?

Woman contestant 4: I'm representing the 

doll industry of South Carolina.

John: And you're a,  you're a doll, you're right. I was fascinated in her avocation, . Aand in that I'm a pilot,. Aand you're studying to be a pilot.

(Bells toll twice then fade)

Man's voice, singing:

♪ The girl, the girl ♪ 

♪ the beautiful girl ♪ 

♪ The most beautiful girls in the USA ♪ 

♪ The girl, the girl, the beautiful girl ♪ 

♪ The girl of USA ♪ 

Man's voice, speaking: Okay, fellas, time to go to bed. 

Group of children: No!

Man’s voice, announcing: Right now, a little silent prayer saying, "Thank you, God, I can hear you with my legs."

(Man’s voice giving indistinct fitness instructions over energetic, flourishing background music)

One, inhale. (Indistinct)

(High-pitched note)

That’s good. Inhale. (Indistinct)

That’s it.

(Indistinct fitness instructions continue)

Man’s voice: Pick up, and down, and hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, down… Now sit up, kneel (musical flourish) Stay up, and once again (musical flourish)

Man’s voice, singing:

♪ Happily we exercise, exercise, exercise ♪

♪ Happily we exercise ♪

♪ Happily we exercise, exercise, exercise ♪

♪ Happily we exercise ♪

♪ It's time to say goodbye ♪

Alright, that's fine. Thank you.

Man’s voice, professional: President Johnson is able to make decisions, and, Hubert Humphrey had made none.

(Pleasant instrumentals)

(Light static noise)

(Light, bouncy instrumentals)

Woman's voice: Eggs! Well, that's a good one, isn't it? Eggs we would have in  the kitchen, wouldn't we, Ara?

(Woman's voice, light, operatic singing)

Man’s voice, serious: The white man beaten so badly, his eye was hanging out of the socket. He said they were covered with blood and everyone was drinking, even eight and nine year old children. Some who were not fighting, were standing around shouting, "Kill, kill."

(Operatic voice holds a final high note)

(Light static noise)

(The Kingsmen "You Can't Sit Down" plays, alternating with a man’s voice)

Man’s voice: Pat,

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: I love you.

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: I love you more than...

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: anything or anyone in the whole world.

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: I love you more than I ever thought I could ever love anyone, anything.

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: Wait.

(Music continues)

(Light static noise)

(Music continues)

Man’s voice, heartfelt: I want you to understand everything.

(Music continues)

Man’s voice: Will you marry me?

(Music continues over cheering and applause)

(Upbeat playful music with silly horn noises)

Child's voice: Oh, Hansel, you're so clever.

(Crashing sound)

Young man's voice: Oh, Millie.

John: Thank you, girls.

(Audience roars with applause)

(Soft lullaby plays)

(Chimes intensify then slowly drift away)

(Woman singing passionately):

♪ I only know when he ♪

♪ began to dance with me ♪

♪ I could have danced, danced, danced ♪

♪ all night ♪

(Woman's voice, gentle and folksy): 

♪ Swing me ♪

♪ oh swing me ♪

♪ Swing me ♪

♪ all up and down ♪

Man’s voice: Uh, I don't know of any other way that's simply routine to describe that room.

(Folksy music continues): 

♪ Spin me, oh, spin me ♪

♪ Spin me ♪

♪ around and around ♪

♪ 'till my feet touch the ground ♪

John: Did you grow up on a ranch?

Woman contestant 1: No, sir, I didn't grow up, but I used to horseback ride.

John: Oh, I guess every girl loves that. And you're also in the ROTC, which seems to me to be a weird fact.

(Staccato instrumentals)

Woman announcer (Sally Anne): How about that? Miss Illinois.

Woman contestant 2: Hi, Sally Anne.

Sally Anne: Hi, Karen. 

Woman contestant 3: Hi, Sally Anne.

Sally Anne: Hi, Adrian. What a beautiful hairdo.

John: ...seven months of the year. And she had little snowballs that she would parade and throw at the audience. And I never am around snow in Southern California. I love to throw them. Do you throw snowballs up there?

Woman contestant 4: We sure do. When the first snow comes, it's real nice and sticky. So we have a ball throwing snowballs.

(Upbeat piano instrumentals)

Woman’s voice, singing, self-assured: 

♪ I always do what's right ♪

♪ I never do anything wrong ♪

Woman’s voice, speaking: Well, I'm not exactly studying—

(Vocalists sing romantically)

♪ ...in USA ♪

Sally Anne: A beautiful girl, isn't she, John? And certainly a lovely representative of our country.

John: Oh, I couldn't agree with you more, Sally Anne. And, you know, though she could, but her real ambition is to be an electronic computer programmer.

Sally Anne: That's extremely complicated work, isn't it?

John: It's very complicated, but still, the girl to win.

Sally Anne: You really chose the right word.

Sally Anne: She is unique. 

John: And most charming.

Woman contestant 1: So I think school is very important for everyone, and especially if you're in college, and I would advise you to stay in because if you don't have schooling these days, it's very hard to go through life. Thank you.

Woman contestant 2: I put up a  show that I was trying to win, but I think I'd always let my  boyfriend think he was the best because I think that's the way it should be. Thank you.

(Audience laughter)

Woman’s voice: That did happen. I'm sure that none of my good friends would ever be making a date with my boyfriend.

Woman's voice, romantic: Oh, my prince, it's you. You have come at last.

Man's voice, romantic: He kissed her again. And at that moment, the entire castle awoke. The birds began to sing, the bees to buzz, the brooks to murmur. The king was awake, the queen, everyone.

Man’s voice, serious: Except to my knowledge, the president's activities over the  last three days were not abnormal.

Man’s voice, romantic: The handsome prince and the beautiful princess. Never in all its history, was there such a night of happiness and rejoicing in the old castle. Indeed, nobody went  to bed at all that night. For as you may well believe, no one in all the castle was the slightest bit sleepy.

(Romantic music swells)

(Light static noise)

(Upbeat live rock n' roll music plays)

Man’s voice, singing "Twist n' Shout," holding a long note: ♪ I said wellllll... ♪ 

♪ Well, shake it up baby ♪ 

(Crowd roars with applause)

Background vocalists: ♪ Shake it up baby ♪

Lead vocalist: ♪ Oh, shake it up baby ♪

Background vocalists: ♪ Shake it up baby ♪

Lead vocalist: ♪ Yeah, twist, twist, and shout ♪

Background vocalists: ♪ Twist and shout ♪

Lead vocalist: ♪ Yeah, work it right on out ♪

Background vocalists: ♪ Work it on out ♪

Lead vocalist: Yeah! 

(Audience applauds)

Man’s voice, announcing: May I have the judges choice, please?

(Drumroll)

(Light static noise)


Gunvor Nelson and Dorothy Wiley, Schmeerguntz, 1966. 16mm film, black and white, sound; 15 min. Filmform, Stockholm, Sweden. Courtesy Filmform and the artists

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